Oil prices have dropped considerably at the pump and I can’t help but think somebody forgot to teach the new guy about price gauging.
But hey, who’s complaining?
Not only are you saving at the pump, now you can save on oils across the board.
SkyGeek, in turn, is offering reduced prices on all oils. Our Piston Oils are such a deal you might feel like you’re ripping us off. You’ll feel bad about it for about 3/10ths of a second, and then you’ll probably feel so happy with what you got away with you may get very over protective about your new item (isn’t cognitive dissonance great?).
I’m picturing something like how when a dog steals a bone from the butcher and immediately returns home to bury it in the back yard. But that’s just my imagination running wild; you’ll most likely use it to keep your pistons pumping strong.
SkyGeek is also offering another deal that will probably make you think WE dropped the ball, but we didn’t ok — we just like to see happy customers (insert sit-com “awwwww” sound bite here).
Right now if you order a Garmin 296, 396, 495, 496, 695 or 696 GPS system, we’ll give you $1.00 Overnight Shipping. (pause)
No, I’m not incompetent — that’s not a typo. $1.00 Overnight Shipping on all these Garmin GPS units. Yowza.
On a completely unrelated subject, I was watching a documentary on a Hippy Commune the other day (don’t ask) and it reminded me that we should probably mention SkyGeek “Group Buys”.
If you belong to an online forum or know a few FlyBuds, you can save some serious scratch by getting some people together for a Group Buy on items SkyGeek sells. By no means am I trying to infer that you and your buddies are on par with a Hippy Commune, I’m just trying to say that if you get some people together you can pick up some serious merchandise at drastically discounted prices (I think a foreign substance may have leaked through the TV).
Ping the Geeks at Sales@SkyGeek.com for more info.
It’s quite apparent that somewhere somebody dropped the ball. It’s now time for you to take a page from “The Book of NFL”. Pick the ball up, spike it on the tarmac, do a little dance, and laugh all the way to the bank.
Happy Thanksgiving from the SkyGeek Family to Yours!